To whom it may concern,
This message is being
communicated through the zombie who used to be called Bethany Chu.
There has been a general shortage of silver lining observations, witty
retorts, and overall grasp of language lately, therefore the update has
been delegated to one Mr. Jonathan Chu. If Bethany were to write an
update it would look something like this.
kids are both ok. sleep is more important than details. deal with it.
As you can see, an update from Mr Chu would be the better option.
This may take a bit more time but will be worth it in the end. Thank
you for your understanding.
Kind Regards,
Bethany Chu's Mommy Zombie
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